Parasitic Swag Hotel / Throgmooster Official Internet Website 2025
THIS WEBSITE IS EXTREMELY UNFINISHED!!! DO NOT EXPECT TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN YET!
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Throgmooster!

Status

capital letters means bad and lowercase means good

Current stability is mild.

An iguana is not currently on the slide.

Everything is fine.

Time is not passing.

Chris Padgett is alive.

Throgmooster is (relatively) safe.

Throgmooster is currently ADDICTEDto a substance.

The locusts are relaxing.

The garage is EMPTY.

Throgmooster Info

  • Name: i dont know
  • Age: 18
  • Sex: Male
  • Gender: i dont know
  • Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA
  • Diagnoses: Autism, Depression, Anxiety, ADHD, Selective Mutism
  • Hobbies/Interests: Chemistry, Music, Games, My Wife, Decomposing, Squirming
  • Collections: Coins, Elements, Occlupanids, Minerals, Chemicals, Records, CDs, Drugs
  • Addictions: Nicotine and possibly also amphetamine???

Site Info

You are currently in 3hrgmstr's great fantastic self expression hub!!! this website can lead you to all throgmooster content that i can find/remember (excluding creations of the unconscious era and many shameful things nobody other than me should ever see) enjoy your stay andTHANK you VERY VERY MUCH for visiting this website i have spent a lot of time doing this even though im 99% sure maybe only a few people are ever gonna read this excluding me and the current members of the discord server ,,, ok well have fun/add chris padgett on snapchat / ok i love you bye

Frequently Unasked Questions

  • What is throgmooster? i dont Know . my internet project that i have been adding to since 2023 (actually 2019 but the name throgmooster didnt appear until 2023)
  • Who are you? im Me!!!!
  • Do you do anything that actually matters? No
  • When did you start making music? around the end of august 2024
  • What has inspired throgmusic? uhh,,, death grips, aphex twin, toby fox, sweet trip, neil cicierega, tim follin, diskette park, george clanton, mort garson, raymond scott, macabre plaza, boards of canada, and very many more that nobody would think have anything to do with the kind of music i make

Music Info

ing pvuat:

  • my attempt at making the worst music possible,, while also trying to make it somehow enjoyable i guess Haha .. This has like,, Rancid throgmooster energy in my opinion,, its So horrible and i love it so much. i Dont have a whole lot to say about it because i dont remember Anything about making it And it was just for fun,,, Released december 22nd 2024

h:

  • Really friggin cool single i made while Incredibly depressed after christmas,, i Remember i was listening to a lot of gezebelle gaburgably and playing random games on steam and then That entire song just appeared in my brain and i made it in like 20 minutes or something i dont remember it was like a year ago Ha. released january 25th 2025

3031 sound assortment 1 free money:

  • This is probably the most Throgmooster album ill ever make,, it was made completely as a joke and i actually wasnt addicted to nicotine at the time of making most of the songs on it,,, which is probably why its simultaneously my lowest and highest effort album,, and why its also simultaneously my worst and best album ,,, its actually not an album its a "sound assortment" because i was too scared of being judged if i attempted to make it as a serious album Haha. ha. i remember a lot of good times from that era ,,, also fun fact "you can be a horse for 1 hour" is . About my wife i guess. i Love my wife. released april 2nd 2025 (haha april fools,, haha the joke is that it wasnt released on april fools day)

marc & wallace:

  • Throgmooster evil mode... A few of the songs are designed to be completely unenjoyable, some are Very high effort, and some Are just Really cool and Unusual,,, this album has a Really odd feeling to it that i Cant seem to replicate,,, it just Feels really foreign to me and its like a whole different thing??? it doesnt seem like i made it i guess,,, but i clearly remember it like it was yesterday.,,,, id consider it the evil version of 3031 sound assortment... SOme of my most Unique sounding tunes are on here and im Really proud of it still but It is very underrated I think... ,,, ohAHA. a. this is when i like started developing my Current sound i guess... Very nice of me. released june 9th 2025

You Got 7 Mints:

  • this isnt a fucking album...,,, it says it on the cover bruh... and diagram isnt even a good song... this was just a bunch of cool unfinished snips of songs that i had no idea what to do with,, so i just Shoved them into an album and released it,,, Lots of experimental noises and just Songs made for the sake of making songs,,, shipment is a cool song though its Nice in my opinion,,, "Settings (the app)" waas actually on the decomposing mouse album (which i never released) and it has my pre "ing pvuat" sound!!! which was just grainy and weird but I likes it. A bit of marc & wallace influence i guess but also quite different,,, released july 1st 2025

Pescle 2:

  • probaly my 2nd best album , Very high effort , from a very Awful time i was Incredibly depressed and stayed up until sunrise almost every night, (which is what 5:13 am is From,,, thats the time i made it)Almost every single song was made in the middle of the night or after waking up at like 4 pm,,, 1 month was made right after my wife went back to new jersey after i met her in person for the first time and i wouldnt see her for a month,,, which is actually probably the first song i made for the album because thats what partially triggered the depression,,, The entire album was made in 21 days (a song a day!) the cover is some random uhhh leaves??/ that i friggin destroyed with sodium hydroxide for no reason and then left to dry on my "desk" and the title comes from my weird little garbage creature pescle,,, which is just pieces of plastic and metal fused together with pescle written on it. this album is pescle personified , and pescle 3 has been made, but its just a new version of the garbage creature... released july 22nd 2025

79775 Feeble Garrison Underfoot:

  • i Honestly dont have much to say about this one,,, i saw my wife again and played a bunch of cities skylines for some reason,,, and that somehow inspired a lot of the songs i guess,,, "leech" was made after Playing a ton of minecraft and taking vyvanse im Still proud of that one,,, the cover is a heavily edited and actually corrupted png of this one lame guy named parker... if you know you know... the title is some stupid inside joke with no meaning behind it,,, im still proud of thius album i think and this is when the parasitic swag hotel community really Started help9ing me with the music,,, released august 30th 2025

Floor Milk : Prism Complex:

  • barely even an album,,, not that proud of it even though it has some really neat songs,,, song about charles is like How i hope charlie kirk is feeling Wherever he is Haha!!! Ha!!!! i friggin hated that guy i made that song right after he Perished!!!... Lots of love... the prism complex tracks are their own thing and Should be listened to All together... Infused with great evil and sadness thanks. Haha. released september 16th 2025

The Parasitic Swag Hotel Single:

  • a pretty long tune made by the whole parasitic swag hotel discord community!!! the voice is truthful timmy's Hes a really cool guy i love him For a friends. its a cool one and we Are all nice. we are all nice. chris padgett belly. my wife is also on this Shes DJ Honeysuckle!!!shes on a few of my other tunes also!!! released october 4th 2025

Variables:

  • underwhelming lame album in my opinion also HJaha... Good intentions is about David NFT/ the hunimal guy/ david super(n word) (yes thats actually his legal name) He means well but People misunderstand him and think hes just racist,,, tgus album was just made for fun i dont have a lot to say about it... released october 5th 2025

Through Bread & Rice:

  • cool thing! first half of the album is just lame stuff that i did,,, everything after "intermission" is special nice stuff made with a lot of effort and with help from some parasitic swag hotel members!!! small norwegian animal is my first microtonal song also!!! i think this album Shows quite a bit of improvement in My musical abilities!!! and lots of chris padgett!!! overall i Like this album a lot and i like the cover,,, and the title came to me in a dream (through bread and rice would be like the bible but without religious stuff and also information about how to grow and cook certain grains,,,) north park is about the one in pittsburgh because i live by it and go there sometimes and it Makes me feel the same way as the song does,,, dantdm facts about his body is also a stupid inside joke,,, and 50u maintenance tar is a space station 13 reference Haha... i Loce that game, i played it a lot while making this Anlum... released november 4th 2025

Take It Easy, Sunfish, Take It Easy:

  • this was the first album where my music actually Started gettign good!!! to me its kinda not that great and i dont care much about it but some of the songs are Really cool... "Yes Sometime" is probably one of my first real Fun songs that actually sound nice,,, "miasma" is Very unique and im proud of how bad it is,,,, "autobiography" was The actual point where my entire music making process changed literally my entire style changed with that song and even though its not that good it Was such a big creation for its time . Specifically the point after 1:07//// "sunfish" was also Great and its still cool but not perfect,,, "Z$h940!#Centipede2" was a Really big deal and i think changed my Production a lot . Overall this album isnt that great but Really really Was important to my Future creations . also "goodnight chris" is about when chris padgett died and disappeared for a month or two like a few days before i released the album and uhh the album title comes from an xd nonstop entertainment video title uhhh Ok . released november 30th 2025

Tuesday:

  • this is 100% my favorite thing ive ever made ... i dont think ill ever make an album as good as this it feels So fucking good to listen to i genuinely have no clue how i made this its like 90% perfect,,, this is the Burst of creativity i had after creating "autobiography" on take it easy sunfish,, and it lasted like a month and Felt so good to make all the songs and it was heaven ,,, Ok so, "the big friday" is about the movie from hong kong which is also named the big friday and that song samples it and such and such and i posted the only known footage of the whole movie to the internet a while ago ,,, it was an inside joke at one point,,, "november 10th" is about My wife and such,,, aha,,, thats it,,, "padgett xp" is one im very proud of its so dumb and Padgettized,,, im quite proud of "kardboard" and "super cylinder potion" which was named by Some guy i forget i dont know Noooooo aha and such,,,, "awesomeswag500" is very interesting im very proud of it and not proud of it at all at the same time it sucks but its Really good also,,, and.... "Corn" is Possibly my best song ever i dont know how i made it its so Incredibly good in my opinion its Like fully perfect and all suddenly appeared in my head within like a few minutes while my wife was at my house in january and then i made it all while she was in my bed and it was So awesome and Gangsta,,, its not very long but it felt so good to make and so good to listen to ... "fongulongulary goatseed" is also really fun and very short i made it in a very short amount of time and like it a lot Ok Hey. good album ! released january 17th 2026

I Snap Twigs in my House Made of Semen:

  • this was a very unique experience to make,,, very High effort low effort songs like i put So much time into making this Bad in a fun way im kinda proud of it but not too much,,, its Extremely different sounding from my older stuff like anything before take it easy sunfish,,, it kinda tried to replicate how tuesday sounded but while also being more complicated and Grimy .,. its really cool but i think it was More of a practice bullshit album than a Real thing like tuesday but its also somehow better in ways,,, Very proud of a few songs they have Very interesting Parts... some of it was inspired by "peace album" by Olympic Deth,,, i really love that album a lot a lot,,, im quite proud of "apollo sunroof" it has a good feeling,,, and "polyamorous shoeshiner" feels cool and interesting and fun,,, "house made of semen" is probably the most disgusting sounding song i could ever make it Smells so fucking bad to my ears i hate it so much and it works so well,,, it smells like a house made of semen,,, also quite proud of the last song on that album its Very Hard. Like erect style. Wired. Haha. #Padge. released march 1st 2026

PSH2 single (Chinese Hip Hop From The Future Or The Past):

  • Bullshit! also made by the parasitic swag hotel community on discord (Please join you can do Fun stuff like this!!! and Throgmooster is Still niche... Come while You stillCan... released march 22nd 2026

3 apples on the sun:

  • pointless noise that i made For fun and Boredom and such,,, God bless,, thats literally it ... imagine 3 apples on the sun.... released april 24th 2026

100 Giant Hornets:

  • i dont know bruh